Peek-a-boo, guess who

I / I am….

Full of aches and pains – my neck and shoulders are tense and sore, my head is throbbing and my stomach is upset (had quite the throw up session last night, not nice)

Hating my ginormous breasts

Convinced the constant pain in my shoulders is caused by my massive boobage

Missing someone – in fact a few someones. 2 stand out in particular

Waiting to hear if some special someones got something special

Love making people smile and happy – it makes me happy by proxy

Am very excited about a visit by a sweet, kind, sexy, funny, interesting and much-needing-a-rest-friend; who will be welcomed with open arms at CasaSwissTwist for some R&R and Swiss hospitalty

Find Twitter irresistible, but I really need to get some work done

Promised a very new and very dear chat friend that I would blog, so there you go!

 

In other news:

Had a giggle yesterday when I heard a particular song, it took me back to my final year of high school. Tradition was that the leaving seniors would put on a show for the school and everyone in senior class got to participate. During the course of senior year we got a new Physical Science teacher. The poor dear was fresh out of teaching college and thrown into the lair of an all girls catholic high school. We did take advantage of her, we definitely did give her a very hard time and I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a nervous breakdown after our school show.

Dressed in only funky coloured leggings, the school tie and blazers we danced around with umbrellas / canes and sang (to the tune of Hey, Big Spender):

 The minute you walked through the door

We could tell you were an easy target, a real pushover

So young, and so naive

Bet you didn’t know what we had up our sleeves

 

So, let us get right to the point

We would like to feed you plastic explosives

Potassium and water

 

Hey Miss E…

Hey Miss E…

Stay home and

Rather watch TV

 I laugh and cringe when I think of this now. We were so very mean. Needless to say, it wasn’t received well by the faculty, the rest of the school loved it of course.